Lucky Man Marries Thai Twins! အာဂ ထိုင္းသတို႔သား

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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

အမႊာညီအမနဲ႔ တခ်ိန္ထဲ ႏွစ္ပါးသြားမဲ့.. အာဂ ထိုင္းသတို႔သား

(Translated from the Thai Rath Newspaper, 24 March)
After Mr Wichai (Tao), aged 24, from Samut Songkram province, who earns his living by dealing in old goods, got married to gorgeous twins Ms Sirintara and Ms Thipawan 22, he vouched his sincerest ‘equal love’ for both of them!
Mr Wichai, just yesterday, 23 March, got married in pompous ceremony to both twins simultaneously. On being interviewed by the Thai Rath reporters, Mr Wichai declared wholeheartedly, that he didn’t see much problem in having to perform tiresome marital duties with two wives.
In the engagement ceremony before the wedding, Mr Wichai successfully offered a dowry of eight baht of gold and 80,000 baht EACH for his lovely darlings. Both families celebrated the marriage with joy and were said to be delighted for the threesome.
Mr Wichai told the press that he had been best of friends with his neighbouring twins since they were children. “When I grew older, I would walk past their house each morning and try to decide for myself which one I fancied more, but it was darned impossible – I adored BOTH of them – I just couldn’t decide, which one of them to chat up….!”
He went on to say “For three continuous years all three of us would go on dates together, until there was one day when I couldn’t stand the frustration any longer and told them I love you and want to marry you BOTH”
The fortunate Mr Wichai, instead of getting a slap in the face, was overjoyed when both girls admitted to having sworn all along, that they wished to marry the same man! “It wasn’t easy at first, what with the neighbours gossiping, but our family sympathized, understood, and fully supported our mutual love for the one man” the twins said.
Mr Wichai arranged for his brides to live with him, in his family house after the wedding, and his mother has already proudly prepared TWO rooms for the newly-weds.
Our reporters were just gagging to hear the response to this mouth-watering question “And…. what are the sleeping arrangements Mr Wichai”? to which he replied modestly with a beaming smile “Absolutely no problems! For the first three nights of the week, I will sleep with Ms Thipawan and the next three will be spent with Ms Sirintara. As for every Saturday, the three of us will sleep together”
Ms Sirintara finally told the press “When my twin and I worked as assistant nurses, we promised each other that we would never leave each others side, and that our future husband would have to either take us both, or leave us”
“Anyway, Mr Wichai is the perfect man – he neither smokes nor drinks!” 

ျမန္မာ=)

ထုိင္းႏုိင္ငံ Samut Songkram ျပည္နယ္မွာေနထိုင္တဲ့ Mr. Wichai Tao လုိ႕ ေခၚတဲ့ အသက္ ၂၄ႏွစ္ရွိ လူငယ္ကေလးဟာ ျပီးခဲ့တဲ့ ၾသဂုတ္လ ၈ ရက္ေန႕မွာ Ms. Sirintara ႏွင့္ Ms. Thipawan လို႕ေခၚတဲ့ အသက္၂၂ ရွိ အမႊာညီအမ ႏွစ္ေယာက္ကို တစ္ျပိဳင္ထဲ လက္ထပ္ခဲ့ပါတယ္။

ထိုလူငယ္ေလးကေတာ့ သူဟာ ထို အမႊာညီအမႏွစ္ေယာက္စလံုးကို တူညီတဲ့ အခ်စ္နဲ႕ ခ်စ္ခဲ့တာပါလို႕ ဆိုပါတယ္။ ဒါ့အျပင္ ထုိ အမႊာႏွစ္ေယာက္နဲ႕ပတ္သတ္တဲ့ အိမ္ေထာင္မႈ႕တာ၀န္ေတြ ထမ္းေဆာင္ရာမွာလဲ ဘာအခက္အခဲမွ မရွိဘူးလို႕ ဂုဏ္ယူ၀ံ့ၾကြားစြာ ေျပာဆိုပါေသးတယ္။

၀ီခ်ိဳင္းလို႕ေခၚတဲ့ အဆိုပါလူငယ္ဟာ ထိုညီအမ ႏွစ္ေယာက္ကို ေရႊ ၈က်ပ္သား၊ ဘတ္ ၈ေသာင္းနဲ႕ တင္ေတာင္းခဲ့တာျဖစ္ျပီး မိဘ၊ ေဆြမ်ိဳး၊ သူငယ္ခ်င္းေတြနဲ႕အတူ မဂၤလာပြဲကို ေပ်ာ္ရြင္စြာ ဆင္ႏႊဲခဲ့တယ္လို႕ ဆိုပါတယ္။ ၀ီခ်ိဳင္းက သူ႕နယ္တြင္းရွိ ထုိင္း သတင္းစာတစ္ေစာင္ကို ေျပာခဲ့ရာမွာေတာ့ သူဟာ ဟိုး ငယ္ငယ္ကေလးဘ၀ထဲက အဆိုပါ ညီအမနဲ႕ အိမ္နီးခ်င္းျဖစ္ခဲ့ျပီး ခင္မင္ခဲ့တယ္လို႕ဆိုပါတယ္။ ဒါေပမယ့္ေနာက္ပိုင္းမွာေတာ့သူဟာထိုညီအမထဲမွ ဘယ္တစ္ေယာက္ကိုေရြးခ်ယ္ရမယ္မွန္း
မဆံုးျဖတ္ႏုိင္ေတာ့ဘဲႏွစ္ေယာက္စလံုးကိုခ်စ္ခြင့္ပန္ခဲ့တယ္လို႕ဆုိပါတယ္။ ညီအမႏွစ္ေယာက္စလံုးကလဲ အဲ့ဒီအခ်ိန္မွာ သူတုိ႕ရဲ႕ အခ်စ္ပန္းကို ထို ကို၀ီခ်ိဳင္းကို ေပးပို႕ ဆံုးျဖတ္ခဲ့တယ္လို႕ ဆိုပါတယ္။

မဂၤလာပြဲျပီးေတာ့ေပ်ာ္ရႊင္ေနတဲ့၀ီခ်ိဳင္းရဲ႕မိခင္ဟာသူ႕သားအတြက္မဂၤလာခန္း၂ ခန္းျပင္ေပးမယ္လို႕ဆိုပါတယ္။၀ီခ်ိဳင္းကေတာ့သူ႕ခြဲတမ္းခ်ပံုကိုေအာက္ပါအတုိင္း သတင္းစာကိုေၿပာခဲ့ပါတယ္။

တနလၤာေန႕ကေန ဗုဒၶဟူးေန႕အထိကို Ms.Thipawan ရဲ႕အခန္းမွာ သူအိပ္မွာျဖစ္ျပီးၾကာသာပေတးေန႕ကေန စေနေန႕အထိကိုေတာ့ Ms.Sirintaraရဲ႕ အခန္းမွာေနမွာျဖစ္ပါတယ္တဲ့။ တနဂၤေႏြေန႕မွာေတာ့ ဖဲေမြ႕ယာေပၚမွာေမာင္မယ္၃ေယာက္ တူတူအိပ္ၾကမယ္လို႕ ေျပာေနပါတယ္။

ေၾသာ္….အရင္တုန္းကေတာ့ႏွစ္ကိုယ္တူတဲအိုပ်က္မွာေနရေနရဆုိတဲ့သီခ်င္းကိုေၿပာင္းျပီး ဆိုရမလိုလိုျဖစ္ေနပါျပီ။